You have to check out this
site a friend sent to me.
It is too funny!
Here are some examples...
Liquid Diet...
"Elaine, you said “Make whatever you want for dinner,” and I want those bottles of white zin I stole from the Sheraton minibar."Time to come clean...
"Gary has no idea what exactly Elaine does in the shower every day, but he certainly knows better than to touch her wooden shower spoon or shower branch."
"With Elaine out of town, Gary finally had the chance to try his stuntman jump from the roof."
